Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Faster! Go get an engineer for your boyfriend!

Kenapa anda perlu kahwin dengan Engineer? Bukan Lawyer! Bukan Orang Pengurusan! Bukan Orang Seni! & sama sekali bukan Doktor?
 

Sebabnya, Engineer ada 3 kelebihan berbanding para graduan yang lain.

Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle

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  • An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27 years old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that gives him a high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get married and buy a house too.
  • Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in law firm.
  • Most management graduates have just failed on their first business plan.
  • The arts graduate is still looking for a job.
  • And the medical school graduate is still living in a hospital.

Advantage 2: Unmatchable industriousness

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  • An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time and effort to understand you. Engineers strain really really hard to understand their work. You can believe that they will try really really hard to understand women too, just like how they understand their work, once they believe that you are the one. So even if they don't understand you initially, they will keep on trying. Even if they still do not understand, they will figure out the correct method to keep you happy (e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week's worth of happiness.) And once they find out the secret formula, they will just keep on repeating it so that the desired results appear.
  • Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with you.
  • The Management graduate who will try to control your spending.
  • The Arts graduate who will 'change major'.
    • And the medical school graduate who will operate on you.
    And you know what, it's really so easy to make engineers believe that You are the 'one'. Say that you like one of their project and they will be hooked to you forever.

    Advantage 3: An engineer boyfriend will never
    betray your trust.
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    Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of the others -
    • The lawyers will lie about everything.
    • Management graduates will cheat your money.
    • The arts graduate will flirt, and you probably just look like another cadaver to the medical school graduate.
    • Your engineer boyfriend is either too busy to have an affair, and even if he does, he is too dumb to lie to you about that.
    Hence, an engineer is the most secure boyfriend that you will ever find - rich enough, will keep on trying to understand and please you, has no time for affairs, and too dumb to lie to you.

    So girls, apa tunggu lagi? cepat2 pergi kat fakulti kejuruteraan, carik boyfriend budak engine. hahaha.


     
     muka bakal2 engineer. tapi pompuan lah. tak kuasa nk promote bebudak laki kelas eden. gambar 2 tahun lepas deh, muka den penuh jirawat! kebudak-budakan, sangat tidak matang, sangat tidak pandai bergaya hehh macam la sekarang bergaya mak datin sangat. ok bai! ;)

    30 comments:

    nabil said...

    saya budak fakulti elektrikal :P

    Hazirah al-Barakbah said...

    ok sorg dh mempromote diri sendiri. hahaha

    Nikel Khor said...

    i m engineer

    from Nikel Khor

    rohanimohamednoor said...

    selama ni jarang gla jumpa blog engineer..asek2 doc n cekgu..

    Ini Blog AnakPakWahab said...

    tetibe terasa bangga jadi budak engine ni...

    hehe~ =D

    Hazirah al-Barakbah said...

    nikel khor ;

    oh great. another engineer is here ;)

    Hazirah al-Barakbah said...

    roni ;

    btoi. mayb engineer tak reti nk buat ayat pjg3 kot kan :)

    Hazirah al-Barakbah said...

    inn ;

    harus okay! mmg wajib berbangga ;)

    sarah asshila said...

    i add some more..mostly engineering student are cute..haha..ecpecially student kejut USM..
    Hhehe..
    guys,i promoting you all ni..

    Hazirah al-Barakbah said...

    sarah asshila ;

    sedap laa nama u ;)
    haaa ye eh? bagus3. silakan sapa yg belum ada, g buat lawatan kat kejut usm

    KieraIsmail said...

    cik hazi..
    mmg best dpt pakwe/suami jadi engineer..btw, pakai pe ek tuk muke..kasi ilang jilawat...

    Hazirah al-Barakbah said...

    kiera ;

    hehe bagus2. aa, pakai sebamed. doctor yg bg. la ni dh ok dh tak pakai dh la. sbb sebamed dia mcm keringkan kulit, ilgkan minyak2 kat muka :)

    Anonymous said...

    Sy bukan engineer apa tah lagi lawyer mahupun dokter.saya hanya business executive.ade can ka chepah?hehe

    Abdullah Ghani said...

    mengarot sudah...

    Anonymous said...

    i like this sentence "You can believe that they will try really really hard to understand women too, just like how they understand their work, once they believe that you are the ONE. So even if they don't understand you INITIALLY, they will KEEP ON TRYING. Even if they still do not understand, they will figure out the correct method to keep you happy..."
    splendid!!!!

    KieraIsmail said...

    owww..
    jumpa doctor kat mana..
    if not mistaken..sebamed tu ada jual kat guardian..watson kan..
    pakai sabun ja ka..or full set punya?

    Hazirah al-Barakbah said...

    anon ; mcm kenal lah org nih ;)

    Hazirah al-Barakbah said...

    abdullah ghani ;

    ya mmg ngarot. saja sronok2 punya entry daa..

    Hazirah al-Barakbah said...

    anon ;

    yes! keep trying. bcoz there owez b a solution kan ;)

    Hazirah al-Barakbah said...

    kiera ;

    wait fer my nex entry k..i story kat situ ;)

    Chaoi said...

    best2..biomedical enggineer..peh salute r...huhu

    KieraIsmail said...

    hazirah..thank you..i'll wait..

    wawan said...

    bangga aih! marka saya memang engineer!

    Hazirah al-Barakbah said...

    oioi ;

    aku juga bangga! hahaha

    Hazirah al-Barakbah said...

    kiera ;

    hehe ok ;)

    Hazirah al-Barakbah said...

    wawan ;

    hehe mcm best kan? tp ni mcm lwk2 ja la.. bukan mksd kita nk kondem kos hat len kan ;)

    nabil said...

    saya datang lagi :)

    wawan said...

    hahahaha
    manada kondemmmm

    Hazirah al-Barakbah said...

    wawan ;

    ada yg terasa bai.haha tu aku mention tu..

    oppa said...

    currently an inspection engineer.hehe